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PitchingWedge 91 Reviews 1608 reads
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sounds like a great fuck.

swimtrekr1190 reads

A buddy of mine asked a hot waitress at one of the two well-known wing places if her carpet matched the drapes.  Her reply was, 'no carpet, hardwood floor'.  Have to admit, that's a new one on me.

Interested to know if anyone has ever heard that before.

Swim

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PitchingWedge1609 reads

sounds like a great fuck.

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wilco69785 reads

....Linoleum ?

Most waitresses I know wouldn't get the carpet and drape reference.

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Heathergfe587 reads

And here I thought I had made that one up when asked about my girlfriend Eve! I've been saying that about her for a few years now.

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swimtrekr1547 reads

For all I know, you did make it up.  I have no idea where this waitress who said it is from or where she picked up the phrase.

Swim

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holein169703 reads

Swim,   I actually heard that from a civillian lady about 10 years ago in response to a question about wether the carpet matched the drapes.

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Lurker69651 reads

Once had a discussion with a group of friends.. the discussion was about women's butt hair, but it also wound up into the discussion of a "landing strip"..

One ladies' reply.. "No landing strip..just...Tarmac"

Lurker

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