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Re: Welcome Patrick....
funpatrick2 8 Reviews 704 reads
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A pleasure to meet you, Makenzie! Thanks for the advice!

You probably saw that I made a newbie mistake in one of my reviews: I visited a lady who didn't have a website and I didn't see rates in the Backpage ad, so I broke the rules and asked when I got there. She was very nice about it, and I've now learned that the rate is sometimes listed as a phone extension (ex. '555-555-555 x150" implies 150). I didn't have that problem in California thanks to myredbook.com, and I'm sure TER will be a wonderful resource as well.

I'm in Melbourne a couple times a week (mornings), so perhaps it will work out! I'll PM you once my VIP features are enabled. Happy Friday!

Hi all! I'm late to the game and just found TER. What a wonderful community you've built. Very glad to be here.

In my 30 years, I've never had experience with the hobby until a month ago: I was in California on business (edited by admin to remove banned site). Had my first experiences out there (a mind-blowing overnight outcall, and a visit to an AMP in San Francisco) and it finally dawned on me to look around here when I got home. I found Backpage, which led me to The Paradise Men's Club in Melbourne. Visited a delightful woman there who proudly told me of her reviews on TER and then I had to dumbly ask, "What's TER?"

But here I am! Better late than never. I'm keeping my eyes open for incalls close to home, because I have more money than time these days. In the meantime, though, I will be your rapt audience and hope to throw in my 2 cents every once in a while.

BTW, I've not looked, but do the ladies ever ask the gents here for a pic thread? Or is there too much testosterone here on the board to want to see that? :)

Keep it in your pants re: offering up a pic of yourself, or "your member" on the board. This board is reserved for boobies, ass & pussy pix! LOL!

Also recommend not sending pix of yourself to providers.....they're a patient lot, & can Waite to see you & the goods when you arrive for your date.

;-)

Also, check out the newbie board here on TER, it's a wealth of info when you start out in the hobby!

Hobby safely!

Posted By: gatorjimmy
Keep it in your pants re: offering up a pic of yourself, or "your member" on the board. This board is reserved for boobies, ass & pussy pix! LOL!
Indeed! I was mostly just trying to get some chuckles from the peanut gallery. Unless, of course, the ladies actually *do* start such a thread... hopefully not for members, but I'm sure us guys can be creative and have some fun with pics too.

BTW, loophole alert! Gents have boobies (well, some) and asses too!
Posted By: gatorjimmy
Hobby safely!
Thanks for the advice and the pointer to the newbie boards! In fact, I have donned the following shirt today in support of safe hobbying.

Plus, it's my birthday in a few weeks, so I'm in need of some partying. :D

Hope you enjoy the board and all it has to offer.

I agree...to check out the newbie board for sure...tons of information for you.  Make sure to only stick with well reviewed girls so that you are comfortable and safe.

I did read your reviews and it looks like you are enjoying the hobby so far. Just remember there are 2 well known rules in this world and even well known  ladies won't discuss or mention them...rates & services. Trust me, you will get hung up on, ignored, or sadly walked out on.  Reading the website and reviews should give you the answers you need.

I would love to come over to Melbourne or you can come to me.  Check out my site and if interested would love to help you get more involved in this wonderful world!! I am newbie friendly..

Makenzie

PS...I am not interested in a pic but prefer to save it for in person...yummy!!

A pleasure to meet you, Makenzie! Thanks for the advice!

You probably saw that I made a newbie mistake in one of my reviews: I visited a lady who didn't have a website and I didn't see rates in the Backpage ad, so I broke the rules and asked when I got there. She was very nice about it, and I've now learned that the rate is sometimes listed as a phone extension (ex. '555-555-555 x150" implies 150). I didn't have that problem in California thanks to myredbook.com, and I'm sure TER will be a wonderful resource as well.

I'm in Melbourne a couple times a week (mornings), so perhaps it will work out! I'll PM you once my VIP features are enabled. Happy Friday!

I would love to travel over that way....feel free to email me for quicker response.  I would be glad to help you out along the way.

Yes most well known ladies have websites to answer any questions that you may have.. enjoy this world...it's a fun place to be..

[email protected] is my email for quickest response.

Makenzie

FL isn't all MILF's. There are some nice fit younger lasses around here too.

PS: Save the man-pics for another site.

FL happen to have one of the best and most active communities on TER, so you are in for a treat!

Also, nice to get a new member of te 30yr old and under club too!

Posted By: Meleagaunt
Also, nice to get a new member of te 30yr old and under club too!
Only 30-and-under for a few more weeks! :)

Wish I'd have found you guys years ago. Oh well! Have a good weekend, all!

Posted By: funpatrick2
Hi all! I'm late to the game and just found TER. What a wonderful community you've built. Very glad to be here.

In my 30 years, I've never had experience with the hobby until a month ago: I was in California on business (edited by admin to remove banned site). Had my first experiences out there (a mind-blowing overnight outcall, and a visit to an AMP in San Francisco) and it finally dawned on me to look around here when I got home. I found Backpage, which led me to The Paradise Men's Club in Melbourne. Visited a delightful woman there who proudly told me of her reviews on TER and then I had to dumbly ask, "What's TER?"

But here I am! Better late than never. I'm keeping my eyes open for incalls close to home, because I have more money than time these days. In the meantime, though, I will be your rapt audience and hope to throw in my 2 cents every once in a while.

BTW, I've not looked, but do the ladies ever ask the gents here for a pic thread? Or is there too much testosterone here on the board to want to see that? :)

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