Florida
There's lots of things that go on like that. Only most people don't hear about it. You gotta be on the "in", if you know what I mean.
For example....I know this guy who's brother washes the car of this dude who is friends with the gardener of the house next door to a guy who knows some girl at a nail salon who sees this really famous guy's mistress's cousin once a week for her treatment.
Well....let me tell you! The stories?!? OMG.
Apparently there's this guy who's a really famous and rich-as-hell musician. Doesn't like to be alone and really tears the town up.
So this one time...at band camp....
He decides to show everyone a good time.
Merely picks up the phone, dials a number and says...."the raven flies at midnight...with a volleyball".
Well holy hell!
Next thing you know this limo pulls up and six monkeys get out. I know, right? SIX!
Each one has a golden platter with a bottle of Patron, and 8-ball, and a lottery ticket. Once they deliver this to each member of the party...these amazing women follow right behind. Playboy gals, Penthouse pets, and porn stars. They come out of the limo with vibrators and nipple clamps hooked up to 12 volt batteries!
Now, from what I hear, the next few hours were kind of crazy. Something about a midget, two goats, a trapeze, 3 gallons of olive oil, and a mariachi band.
Only in Orlando!!!
Far fetched, I know....but I NEVER would have believed it had I not heard it from a reputable source.
I forget what number he called....but you can PM Wilco. I'm sure he knows that connection too.
...get the correct answer rather than all of us shouting out our guess....just say'n
There's lots of things that go on like that. Only most people don't hear about it. You gotta be on the "in", if you know what I mean.
For example....I know this guy who's brother washes the car of this dude who is friends with the gardener of the house next door to a guy who knows some girl at a nail salon who sees this really famous guy's mistress's cousin once a week for her treatment.
Well....let me tell you! The stories?!? OMG.
Apparently there's this guy who's a really famous and rich-as-hell musician. Doesn't like to be alone and really tears the town up.
So this one time...at band camp....
He decides to show everyone a good time.
Merely picks up the phone, dials a number and says...."the raven flies at midnight...with a volleyball".
Well holy hell!
Next thing you know this limo pulls up and six monkeys get out. I know, right? SIX!
Each one has a golden platter with a bottle of Patron, and 8-ball, and a lottery ticket. Once they deliver this to each member of the party...these amazing women follow right behind. Playboy gals, Penthouse pets, and porn stars. They come out of the limo with vibrators and nipple clamps hooked up to 12 volt batteries!
Now, from what I hear, the next few hours were kind of crazy. Something about a midget, two goats, a trapeze, 3 gallons of olive oil, and a mariachi band.
Only in Orlando!!!
Far fetched, I know....but I NEVER would have believed it had I not heard it from a reputable source.
I forget what number he called....but you can PM Wilco. I'm sure he knows that connection too.
