1. Small quantities of over 30 different substances have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes.

2. The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule.

3. During erection, a smaller flaccid penis tends to have a greater percentage increase than a larger flaccid penis.

4. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

5, When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour – faster than the world record for the 100m sprint, which currently stands at 22.9 miles per hour.

6. With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.

7. The average adult testicle contains enough sperm to measure a quarter of a mile laid out end to end.

8. During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm.

9. The testes increase in size by 50% when a man is sexually aroused.

10. According to experts, sex is about 10 times more effective as a tranquilizer than Valium.

11. Sneezes, along with orgasms, are the only physiological responses that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.

12. There’s a direct link between how often a man has sex and his life expectancy.

Be good or be good at it,
Paris Bouvier

Welcome back  to Florida, Paris.

Swim

It's great to be back home, in the sunshine state!

Paris

"PARIS!!!!"..... "Um can I get you something to drink?.... Lol.. Where have I been all these years??? M.I.A

One day, we will probably meet.  Until then, have a wonderful time with those you see.  

Swim
xoxo

I'm so glad you offered, my mouth is watering right now!

Paris Bouvier

Hope you've returned to the land of the living and left the unappreciative heathens up north! Missed you.

I didn't see "alcohol" on that list of ingredients though???

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You have no idea how great it feels to be back to the land of the living!

Paris Bouvier

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Now everyone, let's raise our glasses and give a much needed toast to semen...the healthy drink alternative!

Paris Bouvier

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1. Small quantities of over 30 different substances have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes.
****Mine includes garlic (it's an Italian thing), vodka, and nicotine.

2. The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule.
****That would mean that I've populated the entire Milky Way, the outer galaxies, and the one they haven't even discovered yet....Daego Utopia....every time she says "I have a headache".

3. During erection, a smaller flaccid penis tends to have a greater percentage increase than a larger flaccid penis.
****So a big "hell yes" to us small penis guys. It's about percentages...beotch. lol

4. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.
****Good to know that when we have that head full of hair....we can talk dirty and add that it's part of a low calorie diet.

5, When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour – faster than the world record for the 100m sprint, which currently stands at 22.9 miles per hour.
****My math must be wrong. I thought 22.9 mph was faster than 28 mph. But then again...I can't remember when I've seen a sperm racing a person on a track.

6. With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
****True...but that's the minimal. When properly motivated...I've seen it hit the ceiling and drip down on her hair. Just sayin'

7. The average adult testicle contains enough sperm to measure a quarter of a mile laid out end to end.
****I feel bad for that nerd bastard who set that all out and measured it....only to find out that I had one nut left.

8. During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm.
****Lifetime? Um...I beg to differ. A couple good weekends in South Florida could yield that much....easily.

9. The testes increase in size by 50% when a man is sexually aroused.
****Possibly. But they definitely head for cover and decrease in size when the waters cold....aroused or not.

10. According to experts, sex is about 10 times more effective as a tranquilizer than Valium.
****Well D'uh. How many women have heard....'omg baby....you are so sexy...that was amazing....you are so....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

11. Sneezes, along with orgasms, are the only physiological responses that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.
****And yet they both produce tight muscles, squinty eyes, and discharge of questionable fluids.

12. There’s a direct link between how often a man has sex and his life expectancy.
****Makes sense. Because whenever there's no opportunity for us to have sex....we feel like we're gonna die!


Just sayin'
DD

There Has been a direct link Concerning women who swallow Sperm. About 6 years ago Johns Hopkins University Released study Showing women who swallow Have a 30 percent reduced risk of cervical cancer

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