This is a real no no and hope most hobbyist/providers would know better but this is top on my list. I think men start feeling like buddies and more trusting but should another gentlemen/lady ask about a particular ladies incall play dumb.

Kisses Haley

... we often need to guide people in through security gates, door codes etc. When we're on the phone with you instructing you what to do please *listen* carefully to what we're telling you. **Please** also keep your voice down as condo neighbors are always close by (walking dogs, coming, going, etc.). Do the best that you can to look like you know where you're going.

This helps a provider keep her Incall location as private as possible.

when visiting a lady's incall - whether a private residential setting or a hotel - please be circumspect.  try not to do anything that will get you or the lady noticed:

* arrive on time.  not early, not late.  if you're running ahead of schedule, please don't kill time sitting in the parking lot of the lady's building, or hanging around the hotel lobby.  

* if you are not certain where you're going, or if you're in the right place, call the lady.  DON'T "ask around".  sounds intuitively obvious, but you'd be amazed how many of us have been inquired after by strange men using our working names!  :slaps head:

* if you want to bring a little gift, fine...lovely, in fact!  but keep it discreet and out of sight.  a dozen balloons, for example, is not a good idea.

* when leaving, don't go out the door calling, "thank you, that was great!" loudly behind you.  yikes.

you get the idea.

that lived next door to him. And she was a single mom and where she worked outside the hobby; Right on the board. I lit into his ass. Of coursed he threatened me.

Saying goodbye to the fellow who waited until he was in the hallway of my upscale hotel to call out

"THAT WAS THE BEST BLOWJOB I'VE EVER HAD!"

No lie.

Don't get me started!

Hobbyist: Don't see a provider at your house ever.

Providers: Don't run and other providers where Hobbyist Bubba Bob lives. The expensive things he has in his house. The car he has.So he will not be the victim of a home invasion. Trust me it happened.

.... so sweet but oh so obvious.

I'll add to that and say that when you meet us in a public place or at the bar it's always better to say nice to see you as opposed to nice to meet you. The nice to meet you is a dead giveaway. : )

When leaving an outcall appointment (hobbiest hotel or home), don't count the money in the hall or while walking to your car.

I had that happen to me last year and was panicky until TER pulled it for me.

Hobbyist: Driving by their place to see if they are there, when they do not even have an date (stalking).
Providers: If you ever see this STOP seeing them immediately and let others know they have done this.

Hobbyist: Sending cards and gifts to their mailbox unless a provider has given you permission.

Hobbyist: Asking girls our real name.
Providers: Do not give out your real name, personal information, send face pictures if you do not want someone to keep it forever and share it with the world. Learn to make up another life that is not yours and keep up with that story. Remember it's just fantasy.

Hobbyist: Asking providers if we live there. Does it really matter?
Providers: Do not tell them that is your real place even if it is, it can be dangerous.

Hobbyist: Keep specific information in the reviews to a minimum. Do not post every single detail such is her location, what you notice on her walls to what color her couch is, etc. (less is more sometimes).
Providers: If you notice anything that makes you uncomfortable or false in your reviews let them know immediately so it can be edited and or resubmitted.

Providers: Remember to not text or call a fella unless he's said it is okay. They have a life too.

Any questions please feel free to ask me and I will try to answer professionally.

Hope this helps some,
Mermaid Jade

I hate when a client request that I dress slutty. This is so obvious.  Also I like the door left ajar so I dont have to knock.  

Dont be intoxicated may it be incall or outcall.  This is so hard to work with and have even had clients so bad off the keep thinking Im their ex or Wife! yikes.....turn off

Dont hand me the gift and say here is you Pay****..!! that freaks me out leave it somewhere i can see and i will take it from there it should not ever be spoken.

Dont ask me by phone or text to confirm I do certain thins in my sessions.  This is what reviews are for.

Be desecrate if I meet you in public dont act like we have never met.  Say something like how have you been? how is your family.. Yeah I said it dont have to mean it but it sounds better than "oh yea your the same girl from pics"

Thats why I dont like reviews sometimes, I love getting to know you guys and vise verse but there is always that fear of what you will put in a review.  I had one client in ATL write a complete article word for word what I said during our session.  Makes me think before I speak for sure.

Not being the smartest cookie in the jar, I only use one phone number for business, work, and hobbying. On two separate occasions I've had providers accidentally (butt dial) call my cellphone. "Oh honey, it was just a wrong number"

I was in a major airport two weeks ago and there was a lady sitting at a charging station, obviously doing expense reports.  She had little slips of paper everywhere.  Guy next to her says "would you like an envelope for that?  I always have white envelopes with me...." Ok, that could be normal enough, but as he said "...I always have white envelopes with me", he gave her a huge wink.  I cracked up!

I have a hard enough time counting it in private in the restroom. I don't like the sound of the envelope opening and don't want my companion to hear me doing so. Sometimes it's necessary when unclear about how much time someone is spending with me. I recently confused a 90 minute for a 60 minute minute adventure and accidentally cut our time short. I felt ***so*** bad! I contacted him right away to let him know and to tell him that I'd like to give him an hour of my time the next opportunity he gets. I just hope he takes me up on it. So, case and point - guys please don't be offended if we check our envelopes while in private. It's a necessary evil.

: ) xo Love Laney

I actually prefer that a lady count the donation before the session begins. Don't even mind if its in front of me. Anything to put her at ease means our time will be that much more fun. Exception to that would be if we are on our 4 th, 5th, 10th date or whatever. If I've never caused a problem before at some point I would like to think you trust me enough not to screw you over.

It covers most of the don'ts listed.  Calling out anything is not discrete.  Hanging around a hotel lobby, checking the watch is not discrete.  Counting out money on the way in or out of a hotel, not discrete.  Giving out info can be considered not discrete.  I personally don't give out a third person's address, phone number or any info unless I have that person's permission directly, weather a provider's info to a hobbyist, hobbyist's info to a provider or even a mutual friend's info to another.