Me ship's in the doldrums and the crew's on edge....how's about you cuties give 'em some love?

I'll post it in the ship's mess on me spankin' new 1080p monitor.  That, n'our satellite enhanced wi-fi connection, and we'll scroll through 'em all.

There ain't a better sight on land or see than watchin' 40 deckhands jackin' off!

BLAST!  Sundial says it's five o'clock sommers....where's me grog?