Florida
I was recently stirring around the names in the ole bucket, and decided to do some homework on the ladies I thought I might like to meet. After reading a ton of reviews, I basically found 5 major groups of reviewers. Here are a few exerpts from each of the 5.
1. The Clock Watcher. Poopsie went down and gave me a great BBBJ....after 20 minutes of this I said "my turn" I went for DATY for 15min, then she put on the cover and we went for mish. After 25 minutes of this we switched to doggie where I pounded her for 20 minutes. I then pulled off the cover and started some russian. After 15 minutes of this, I was ready to pop, and she restarted the BBBJ for another 20 min and finished me. She didn't care that we went overtime, in fact I think it was 10 or 20 minutes past.
Now..How can this person keep exact track of each position and not know how far past the hour he went???
2. The Jack Rabbit. Poopsie started this great bbbj, and I popped. We talked a bit and I was ready for round 2. We went at it in mish...I popped. After a cleanup, and some beer, we started again, this time in doggie....I popped. I didn't think I had it in me, but she got me up for round 4 with another bbbj....I popped! She said I'll bet I can get another one out of you, and we started greek....I popped. Guys don't miss this lady, that was the best half hour I've spent in a long time!
3. The sailor (or stableboy) Poopsie asked what do you like...I flipped her over and jammed my c*ck in her Pu**y, while she screamed F*ck me harder daddy!!!While I was doing this I crammed my fist in her A**hole, then I flipped her over and jammed my c*ck into her wet c*nt again, and plowed her! What a great hour!
4. The name dropper (big bucks) I had poopsie come to my $1000/night suite at The Ritz. I had a plate of imported Mangos, and passion fruit sitting by the bed along with the Russian Caviar and the bottle of vintage rothchild. She wore the outfit I had asked for with the Glass strapless stilletos. We decided to get comfortable, I helped her undress, then I removed my hand sewn Gucci suit and tie....and tophat!
We drank the wine, ate the caviar, talked about ME and counted my money until I came! What a night!
5.. (Maybe my favorite) The true man... Poopsie laid on the bed, she noticed the bulge in my underwear, and smiled. She started to pull my manhood from my boxers, and her smile became a look of pure horror! Yes the anaconda had gotten out of it's cage. She fearfully touched it, and started a bbbj. She looked me in the eye as she tried to get more than 2 inches of its immense girth into her mouth. The flag she unfurled was now raised, and as it pulsated, I was feeling lightheaded from the blood draining from my much smaller brain. She got out the Magnum XXXXXX and applied it, then cupped my ball (she could only fit one ball in her hand) We went for CG...what a sight...seeing her 2 feet above me stuck on the head. I came with the force of a firehose sending her and the Magnum through the ceiling.
OK Is it just me???? Are these guys reviewing the lady or themselves? Ladies why do you even want reviews??? Yes "SOME" exaggeration was used, but I guess I'm different. I use fingercots for condoms, I buy the best wine the gas station has for under 7 dollars. I don't like fish eggs! If it's an outcall, I'm at Motel 6. I have no idea how long I do anything, and I can't pop every 30 seconds.
Did I miss any reviewer types here? Add 'em to the list!!!! Like I said I had some great fun reading!!!! 
Because we actually write this crap!!! LMAO 
where can I find this "Poopsie"?!?
Sounds like a fun, crazy gal who's up for just about anything!