and suspect that few ladies feel that way.  If that were the case, EVERYONE would get the same performance review.

Every lady has a differentiating feature(s), and it seems like a good idea to market around those rather than render them meaningless.

I'm curious if you folks agree, and wonder, ladies, what do you think are the features (physically or "operationally") that you believe differentiate you?  Do you attempt to build around those?

Guys, feel free to jump in as well, with those things that have left you dumbfounded....

and even putting aside PERFORMANCE... they LOOK different.

Some women (like me) have "puffy" lips down there,
some women seem to just have an opening
& some are in between.

I was kind of shocked a woman wrote that
& I am HAPPY to see a MAN start THIS thread.

Personally, I believe what a dear friend of mine told me years ago...
"G-d put hair there,
so no one would HAVE to see it head on"
he was my driver in NYC & was in in his 60's.

It's not that I think a woman's body isn't a BEAUTIFUL thing, I DO...
it's just that THAT particular part IMO,
is NOT the MOST attractive part of us.

I KNOW there are people who disagree with that
& that is what makes life interesting.

I was watching a Nova special on deep sea creatures last week
& all I kept thinking was...
"so THIS is where Muff Monday originated!".

glint in the eye upon a first meeting can mean the world of difference.  The first hint of personality can make a HUGE difference.

Also, the better they mask their horror at my assembly of spare, human parts, the better I like them.

but they are much different in shape, size, sensitity, and color.

If all you needed was those few little bits of body parts to make anyone a good provider we would all have you standing in line. Any lady could be an escort and be successful. Well, everyone realizes this is not true since BP is over-run with new faces every day.

What really makes us different is what's inside and when you turn us upside down it doesn't empty out.

Ladies got "soul" but also a brain to market what they want you to see. When you touch us you'll find all to quick that we all have different hot spots that make us more sensual and for the man who wants conversation our life travels can make for much entertainment. While some ladies open themselves up to intimacy without worry others take more time to trust the men they see. Most ladies are here for the financial gain first and then all the good things that come with your companionship while believe it or not there are ladies here just because they like sex and variety and the money is sheer bliss. No, don't ask for it back after she tells you how good you are...LOL

I think the dynamics of any person makes each and every one of us so different and to lump any one into such sameness is damn boring

Kisses Haley

is one of the oldest in the book.  Usually spoken by a man but in this case was hilariously posted by one of Florida's more popular providers.

I think you may have taken her line a little too seriously . . .

other people are attracted to.  In my case, I have no "ideal provider" that I see.  I have seen blondes, brunnettes, redheads, tall, short, petite, athletic, average, busty, A-cups, and everything in between.  I know it is an overused cliche, but there needs to be some form of mental attractron to go along with then phusical.

Hope everyone has a great weekend.

At work, theres a jar of candy-corn that im always sticking my hand in; im specifically trying to get a complete piece of candycorn instead of a broken  or crumbled one. I prefer a complete one, but i end up with  broken ones too; they taste the same so i dont discard them, i just eat them. So yes, the taste is always the same but people have preferences and appeals.

Alright, Already..Just stuff guys use to say at the bars when they got drunk.. Just turn out the damn light's then there all the same up-side down after that point.

Was more concerned about the poor dude paying a grand for companionship..

No need for analysis just trying to make a point by using a crude cliche' Every lady of-course has her special qualities......Easy now.........

Hey you seen one cock "you seen them all"

Love

Val

Physically:  
1.  At any given time, I have up to 24 teeth, all mine
2. My butt cheeks are perfectly symetrical
3. When hard, I can see the tip of my cock over my massive belly

Operationally:
1. I can perform up to one time a night
2. My penis curves left then right, making it the perfect "corckscrew effect"

What differeniates me?  I usually pay in quarters (rolled of course)

Back a dump truck of pennies up to the incall, lol.