Recently a very good friend and I were having a discussion on sex injuries. At the time I'm sure it wasn't funny to anyone who have received them, but while we were discussing them we couldn't stop laughing.

I thought since the board was pretty slow I thought I'd share one of mine. I've  have had many, but this one made me laugh the most.

About 4 years ago, my regular friend and i were discussing sex swings. We discussed how much fun it would be for both of us. A few weeks later my friend has purchased me a swing.  We set it up in minutes flat just screwing in an eye hook to the rafters.(lmao. Both of us didnt have a clue how important it would be to have it securely installed) and off we went.......

...... We would love to play on The swing. hanging upside down, rocking myself into him ..lol. its fun!!  

One day we were really swinging and really getting into the heat of things when all of a sudden we were about to explode when the swing came crashing down on us and I was knocked out for a few seconds. As i was coming to, i was looking up at him as he's in a serious panic,  asking me if i was alright.  I received a Broken nose and a nice shiner for a few weeks. I can laugh now. And I'm sure you are as well.

It took almost 3 years to have my fun swing professionally installed and safe for play again.


Does anyone have any funny stories now about an injury you've received doing the act in the past?



Gabby xox







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I couldn't tell you how many times I have fallen off the edge of the bed or the numerous times I smacked my head on the headboard.

My worst injury (still makes me laugh today) was when my companion for the evening exploded with great force and nailed me right in the eye..I couldn't see clearly out of it for about 2 days.

Oh ya... I almost forgot my "There's Something About Mary" moments (the hair gel scene). LMAO!

All in all tons of laughs without a doubt and tons of memories to boot!


Sweet Kisses,
Sindie

right in the middle of an orgasm.
When my hams cramp, it is so intense, I end up on the floor moaning , shaking and sweating, for about three minutes. Sound like an intense "O"? That can scare the hell out of a provider that doesn't know me very well.

I could not stop laughing, but she was really hurt.  Good thing he did not mention it in the review. lol

no real injuries to speak of.  Although I know I have been responsible for a few of the headboard smacks that some ladies have endured (sorry Sindie).

And, of course I am safe from some injuries since I have no hair for ladies to pull while I bury myself in their lair.

Now, that doesn't stop me from pulling theirs but I'll save those stories for the reviews!  

Greetings from Jacksonville.   That is funny.   May be your companion had watched the movie "For Your Eyes Only" before the evening!

A good warm up and stretch before you begin.

I'd be happy to help you with that. LoL


Gabby xoxo

... I wasn't injured during a client call but I was severely injured doing a fetish photo shoot while living in LA. I allowed myself to be strapped up by my ankles to a steel cage. The cage wasn't secure as in locked down soooo when I started moving around the cage to pose for the photographer the door swung open, I went down head first and the cage came toppling down on top of me. It bounced back up and came down again on my right arm and shoulder. I suffered a fractured shoulder, lots of damage to my right elbow and a beauty of a black eye. I was supposed to meet a client at the Four Seasons LA the next day and when I called to tell him I couldn't make it he asked me why. I told him and he asked if I had seen a doctor? I have a high tolerance for pain so had not gone to see anyone. He told me to call him back in 15 minutes. He called someone and someone called so and so and 15 minutes later I had an appointment with one of the best sport's injury surgeons at Cedars Sinai. I *love* the good ole' boys club and the way it works!!!!!! It's sooo gangster!!!

I often receive

Multiple cuts, scrapes, bruises, contusions, lacerations, and fractures to my ego.

But never anything physical,  I wonder which is worse ?




Thank you
2013 = 28


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Gabby too funny! I've had something similar, however luckily it was above the bed and we just fell down on it. I've also gotten plenty of Charlie Horses, especially when I work out my legs that day.

It's what is sore afterwards that can sometimes hurt for days. GREAT EXERCISE I SAY!

Thanks for posting,
Jade

Your ear...lol

& some rug burn lmao

xxx
Jinni

I was wondering how long that would last lmao glad you got it professionally installed.

Hmmm...take it up a notch, are you inviting us (me & PF) to try out your swing?!?

xxx
Jinni