Someone I see had something come up so I had Hotel room and some time and money to kill.

I called and booked someone from Fantasies on Call for couple hours at 6-8 or 7-9 pm. Then I called then back when the escort didn't call and they said she needed a driver? So they said maybe pick a second choice I said Anya maybe. Then no one called me back. Then at 6:30 my first choice called and said she be there in an hour. 7:15 rolled around and she called again and
said she could not make it, could not get a Taxi? - Oh well. Then someone named I think Sasha? called me 5 minutes later. I
spoke to her and got I bad vibe from her and said I was busy and I've got things to do now and brushed her off. I called back the agency at 7:30 and asked if any one was in the Ft. Lauderdale area who could show up on short notice, she said Taylor - described her (sounded nice) and told me she would call me.
Someone called back and said they be right over - but It sounded like that Sasha person. Then at approximately 9:00 pm this not Taylor person shows up with a (4) surprises. Surprise (1) - its not Taylor - its Sasha/Anya or whatever her name is. Surprise (2)
she has a friend with her which would be OK if had known about or picked the girl out - I'm kind of particular about girl/women types. I give her 900 for 2 hrs as discussed which is a lot more than I pay to be with some of the beautiful and sensual GFE providers in the South Florida area. Surprise (3) she want's 300
extra for her friend - who I did not ask for and don't find attractive. Feeling a little cornered I was going to ask them to leave (should have) but I already gave her the 900 and didn't what to get in fight about getting it back. So I gave her the 300 extra. Then 15 minutes later after some semi-interesting stuff, they proceed to get dressed and leave? I kindly protested a little and then after 15 min. of boring 2 girl posing and some of the most uninteresting conversation in my personal history I
start to laugh out loud an say "OK leave" - that was 9:30. All the very short time they were with me I tried to be nice and was - I expect the same I guess. Man/woman human contact seems special to me allways, especially with escorts because these woman made them available to me, when under normal circumstances they would not be. I have seen other very sensual escorts - this was by far the least.

I thought you should know who works for Fantasies on Call. Sasha/Anya - Blonde 5'-7" +/-, light colered eyes, Italien
(I'm very sure). Looks like might be the same girl on Miami Companions Website - Sasha (Body looks exactly the same). Was a total waste of time.

Surprise (4) spending 1200 for a half hour - makes me feel like a real jerk - oops rephrase - real stupid jerk.

1. Calling an agency for 2 hours
and its not the girl you asked for = $900

2. An Agency called Fantasies "ON CALL"
and they dont have a driver "ON CALL" ??? = $30 (for a driver)

3. She wants to bring an unattractive friend
that you didnt want = $300

4. They Actually Showed up = An Extra $300

5. A Hobbyist thinking after all that BS on the phone
he was going to get what he asked for =  PRICELESS

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I dont think you are a stupid jerk..
Unfortunately God only gave man
enough BLOOD to operate one HEAD at a time
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Better luck next time.
You can only get luckier after that one.

FloridaMOD

I'm not sure? I don't think its a review. It's more of joke (on me of course) type happenstance thing. FloridaMOD put it nicely "PRICELESS" or maybe "WORTHLESS".

It's more about the wasting time, money, and how agencies can sometimes have really bad client service. I really did not get upset about it I actually laughed at myself and said maybe someone else will relate (or maybe not). I don't like to trash anyone. I actually hope the agency or the girl reads this and cleans up their act. Or if you think I should, I'll post a review - there are no reviews of her yet posted, I think?

A couple of buddies wanted to have a very low key low profile get together with some gorgeous gals. Each guy went his own way but I surfed and found a couple of reviews on some girls and gave each one a call. I got the good vibes from one and I made an appointment with her. She was really cool in giving me the heads up about the other agencies and I should have listened to her, in a way I did but I decided to experiment anyway. My buddies were not having any luck so I called www.miamiblondeescorts.com and since that was a total bait and switch not to mention awful and old, they show up and no matter what they want their cash even if their girl is not the one in the picture and who wants some freaking hysterical girl ruining the moment? I called Fantasies on call, another big mistake. We ordered several girls who charged $900 each for 2 hours each supposedly full service. Well... not the case because they began to ask for extra money about $300 extra per gentleman even after they were compensated for their time. I must say that the girls were not all the same girls in the pictures and the ones that were, I could tell that somebody was quite busy with photoshop. A complete waste of time and money. In the end after some party favors and great drinks my beautiful independent entertained all ten of us and she did one hell of a job man! A former scores dancer knows her sh*t! Well, I don't know how to put agency reviews but guys, beware because they have gone downhill and some of those girls were allot older than they claimed to be! The girls were Giselle, Taylor, Anya and they sent two other girls for me whom I had no clue who they were. In fact, I was so angry that they were skimming off the top that I almost lost my buzz! $300 or $500 get real at least be on time! Nice guys finish last.

Wow, one for ten.  Vanessa looks hot.  Don't want to be disrespectful.  Was that a porn like multi-party situation or it was just a bachelor party thing?

Taylor of FantasyOnCalls review:
http://theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=13779

Giselle of FantasyOnCalls review:
http://theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=7008

Anya of FantasyOnCalls web page:
http://www.fantasiesoncall.com/Fantasy/escorts/Anya/Anya.htm

Web page of Sasha of Miami Companions:
http://www.miamicompanions.com/girls_pages/miami/sasha.html

Web page of Anya of FantasyOnCall.com:
http://www.fantasiesoncall.com/Fantasy/escorts/Anya/Anya.htm

Exactly - individual review posts of girls are meaningless, when its the agency that's no good.

Worst time: Fantasies on Call (hands down - lame, but actually made me laugh it was so lame.)

2nd Worst: Miami Nights (they [blanking blank!]).

3rd Worst (I think): South Beach 10's (which is like 3 or
4 different websites!).

But that's just my opinion.

Pretty good: Miami Companions, Sophisticata, VIP - they have
allways delivered a pretty good experience (more or less).

Best: Independents! Bam!

Also some of the reviews posted confuse me - I have seen some of the girls (with high ratings) and found them to be wooden, unresponsive (not any good at faking interest). Also some were average looking and very overweight (posted with a 8, 9 and even a 10? for looks - Model Material?).

Note to whoever: 90% of percent of providers have held no interest to me (review or no review). 1 in 10 have been truly call backs and I have and will continue to do so. Its just the way it goes YMMMV. For me 1 good one would have been enough, but that didn't work out - schedules just would not match up often enough - have found a handfull of callbacks.

Still looking!

It was a simple get together that ultimately got out of hand after a little partying. She was really cool, came out and set up stage in the room! It was super funny and really nice of her to do this. She admitted that she enjoyed women and that if we got her some more ladies she would become one of the boys for the night. This girl is extremely classy and I really did not expect that out of her. Her entire composition and she really held a good conversation on politics, I was very intrigued when I spoke over the phone with her. She became hostess and more, and although she admits that she is not popular, she also told me that she did not care for it either. She basically turned the simple get together into a complete p**no and a real good party. I hope that I'm not disrespecting her because she was really a nice girl but hell! At 2AM, a beautiful woman, 10 lonely guys, a flop of women who simply were not the ones we ordered, a lot of partying and good drinks? What do you think? I can only elaborate on her great body and real pretty face that looks even better when she's talking about her fantasies and so forth. Look, I just got really mad at those agencies for pulling off what they did and the really f**ked up part about it was that I know they are doing this to other clients. It only happens once with me. I should have done something but I am a gentleman and the agencies probably train the girls this way. Who knows? Just don't use the agencies I mentioned earlier and I will provide a link to them again.
www.miamiblondeescorts.com
Take a pick at all the blurred faces of Jenna Jameson. Can you guess who each fake photo represents?
www.fantasiesoncall.com
Looks like an awful lot of photoshop and a no service to the customer attitude.

is the next best thing.

As of the grading inflation on looks, I have posted messages about this.  More reviews are needed so that someone will eventually burst those bubbles.

All I can say is that one of these days the wrong guy is gonna get a surprise and then so will the girl. I would not be surprised if one of these days some guy just gets plain violent with the girl that tries to scam him and who knows maybe the word will get around some how. It happens too often and they will simply keep doing this to the unexpecting clients. I think personally that agencies are a complete ripoff in most cases.
Enough said.

Thanks for sharing.  You are one lucky dud!  Although there were disappointments with the 2 agencies, your pick of Vanessa more than made up for it.  I am sure that you and your buddies paid her well.  Just thinking about what could have happened that night makes me horny.  I have to suppress the impulse to jump on a plane and fly to Miami to have wild sex with her

I have located past reviews of Vanessa and have the link listed below.  The last reviewer rated her pretty high on both scores.  Given what you have described so far, she must have loosen up quite a bit.  Since you have a good time with her, may be you should write a review on her to publicize her talent.  There are always ways to mention what took place without being disrespectful.  This way, she will start to have a good track record on reviews which will enhance her business.

In this time of uncertainty, it is good to know a sure thing.  Thanks.

Vanessa's ad on the web:
http://www.hotusanights.com/cgi-perl/search.cgi?page=listingsright&advertisement=340

Vanessa's website:
http://www.southfloridabeauties.net/HomePage.html


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