Is it just me or has marketing today become latent with double entendre . . .

Example One: Reading an airline magazine that was describing a destination that was hot, fun and offered all-inclusive food, beverage and WATERSPORTS;

Example Two: An ad for a marketing group offering to guarantee "Our ads will lead to business with HAPPY ENDINGS."

Example Three: Showing up at a local hotel that was hosting the "Florida Morticians Assoc." and seeing a banner in the lobby greeting as such.  The jokes and comments about that one... "people were dying to see me", "business there was dead", "the people were kind of stiff", "they just laid there", etc.

As the years pass (it has been well over 12; my first review was 10 years ago), I find double meanings in everything. It is blatant and obvious in marketing and advertising. But, sometimes just "lay" people will say things which I have to bite my tongue as to not laugh at the double meaning.  

I would love to hear some examples that you have seen. Do any of you feel this way sometimes? Or I am the only one with their mind in the gutter.  

Dirty mind? Clean it up....

could've sworn she said bbj.

or my dad telling me that he misses the time when gas stations were full service..

I like the bravery of this company.

"Today you can get more bang for your buck".  Sounds like a big special!!!!

liquor in the front poker in the back

I was looking for The Ped Egg in CVS not long ago
& I asked the girl at the counter where the Pedi-files were...
(I pronounced it pedophiles).

I didn't figure out why everyone was looking at me so strangely
'til she repeated what I said several seconds later.

condition...we eat dinner first naked!!!!

Looking forward to another "in the buff dinner".  Of course we will need appetizers before and dessert afterward!!!

I will bring the peanut butter (wait I have some at my incall now) and you bring the jelly!!!

I love when the ref calls 2 minutes for HOOKING or HOLDING THE STICK

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There is a deli a few blocks from my apartment that recently had posted on it's sign "Gotta try Greek!"  Of course, it's a Greek deli, but I laughed.

One that has me shaking my head?  Our public transit system here has a group of buses specifically for the handicapped/differently abled/wtfever I'm supposed to call them.  The acronym on the side of the bus reads "S.C.A.T."  Really?  Really.