I was doing some light reading this afternoon and I came across this article I thought I would share. LoL

It said that the position you use while engaging in sex is like is how you are out of the sack.


I have many fav positions  and i have to say some of them are true. Lol

Check it out and see if it matches with who you are.  

Have fun,

Gabby xoxo



Doggy Style: You’re not afraid of your wilder nature.

Cowgirl: On top — You’re comfortable with yourself.
On the bottom — You like to see everything for yourself.

Reverse Cowgirl: On the top — You’re free-spirited.
On the bottom — You’re a dude.

Spooning: You flourish when you feel secure.

Seated: On top — Just because you’re open emotionally doesn’t mean you’re needy.
On the bottom — Just because you think you deserve to be treated like a goddamn king/Queen doesn’t mean you can’t be vulnerable.

Standing in the Shower: Just because you’re efficient doesn’t mean you’re boring.

“The Piledriver”: You. Get. Sh*t. Done.

Receiving Oral: You have no problem being taken care of.

Giving Oral: You’re a hero.

Anal: If you’re the giver — You think you deserve all of the the best that life has to offer.
If you’re the receiver — you’re kind of intense.

Double Penetration: You don’t really tend to do anything half-assed, do you?

69: You have a strong sense of justice.

Standing: You’re willing to work hard to get what you want.

Up Against The Wall: You’re into instant gratification.

Missionary: You’re a serial monogamist.

All I need is a dozen ladies lined up in a row to be saved.

but real lovers--men-- enjoy what their lovers do !! And do not impose themseleves on there ladies !!

I'm not understanding why you have a little red angry face. This thread isn't supposed to upset anyone, it was all in fun.
Sorry you are displaced by it.

Xox


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I guess most of us have multiple personalities in bed and find what we desire one time may not be exactly what we want the next time. Good sex can give you a new lease on life every time you get out of the sack.

Kisses Haley

your partners body type and structure!!!!!!

I think the whole article was probably just a lead-up to the Missionary punchline.

That said, looking only at the names of the positions and trying not to read the meanings, I'd have to rank them thusly (leaving out the ones not tried or disliked):

Giving Oral, Missionary, Doggy Style, Spooning, Cowgirl

So that makes me a hero serial monogamist not afraid of my wilder nature wanting to feel secure and see everything for myself.

Probably about right! Can't argue about the hero and I'm definitely visually stimulated. And I've never done a threesome so that means one at a time, serially.

Definitely want to try Up Against The Wall! Who doesn't like "instant gratification"? Now I have to go look up the piledriver...

Fun thread! Thanks Gabby!

that doesn't mean I wouldn't like them!

I like all positions...but Cowgirl is the best, preferably if this turns into reverse missionary.

My fav Position its to suck or play the thrumphet..if you know what i mean?..

i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all the various positions!  

What does it say about me? I guess God only knows, but 7 out of 10 stand and carry position attempts are unsuccessful for me. If the woman is petite then it is a walk in the park but if the girl is 5'7"+ 130 +lb it becomes harder. Many times the girl pulls my head down (what in MMA is called the can opener) causing discomfort instead of one arm over one sholder and the other arm under my arm. When done properly with a compatable partner it is hard to beat although exhausting.