Florida
First of all, a lot of you Old Fuckers made a lot of $ in your life time from hard work, and even some were able to retire early, so your pretty Damn Smart. But when it comes to Copy & Pasting shit & posting Pics…you’re completely retarded or lazy! It’s amazing to me you were able to make huge amounts of $, then find TER, navigate around & find reviews, contact the ladies, pay them their donation, get fucked & sucked, but you can’t figure out how to Copy & Paste a link or a Pic.
Well Geezers, your ship has come in…
Old Geezers 101:
1. But first……Before seeing a Provider, DO 1- 8: Trim & file your hand/toe nails, nose/ear hair, eyebrows & around your junk the night before.
2. Jump in the shower just before you go see her, but first brush your teeth shave & shit before you shower. Scrub your ass, junk & pits real, real good, then do it again.
3. After you dry, put on some body lotion like Suave Cocoa Butter, so your dry old Geezer skin doesn’t flake off like oatmeal when she touches you. Leave off the Old Spice, Heat, & Vic’s Vapor Rub for when you get back home or to “The Home” from the date…that shit smells!
4. Don’t eat fast food the night before or the day of, don’t eat a lot for that matter so you’re not farting on her when she goes down on you or during Cowgirl. Drink some Pineapple Juice so when you cum in her mouth, she doesn’t throw up in her mouth along w/it!
5. Wear some clean clothes, not the shirt & shorts you wore the day before cutting the lawn. Wear clean underwear; bleach all the shit stains out of them too and try to pick a pair out without holes in them!
6. Count your $ twice before you put it in their envelope.
7. Don’t forget to put your false teeth in before you leave.
8. Drink plenty of water. Chew some gum on the way to see your provider about 5 minutes away, spit it out on the way to her room.
9. Ok, now for the good stuff, what you’ve been waiting for, the Holy Grail of Copy & Pasting! You can do this to copy links, do reviews in Word then Copy & Paste into your reviews, on email, TER posts, Provider of the Week, etc, etc. Check this video, click on link below Geezers, and also the video links they have on the right once you get to this video, tons of basic info. Google info too you lazy fuckers. You can go to
http://www.youtube.com
& Copy & Paste from the browser songs or videos to post or send in emails. Hey, you can copy your favorite porn video link & save it in Word & then control click (or Copy & Paste into your browser) it later to jerk off to, LOL, one of my favorite is
http://www.spankwire.com
So this Copy & Paste is serious Shit, it will open up your Virtual Geezer World. If your blind or deaf, well then you’re fucked & theirs no hope for you. Here’s the Copy & paste link below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c66pvfilotA
10. Ok Geezers, now this is how to post a Pic on TER:
Posting Pix 101 for Geezers:
11. Set up a free account with http://www.imagecoast.com/
12. After you have your free account, click log in & click @ top of page “Upload”
13. Pick out the pic you want to upload from the files you keep your pix file on computer & highlight to upload to Image Coast.
14. After it is uploaded, click up top “ My Images”
15. Highlight the URL box from image coast w/the http://etc. in it to copy & paste to TER link box @ bottom of post.
16. Go to TER to click ‘Post Reply” or “Post Message”
17. Go to bottom picture URL box, & back space the http:// out of it.
18. Paste the pic you highlighted from Image Coast account (see step 5)
19. Click “Post Message” and there you have it.
Class dismissed, now go out & have some fun Geezers! 
A Geezer song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY
-- Modified on 2/19/2011 7:39:58 AM
