Ladies,

These guidelines are posted on a regular basis for your review and education. Unfortunately many have chosen to ignore or attempt to bypass these guidelines. While it is VERY important to read the information below, let's cover the basics in an easy to understand manner:
1. No symbols in ad subject lines.
2. No ads or subject lines in all CAPS.
3. You must have the TER logo on your website according to the rules below.
4. If traveling you MUST put the dates in your subject line.
5. ONE ad every seven (7) days.
6. If you are posting on a message board to a general thread and not a theme day, and you include your picture...THIS WILL BE CONSIDERED YOUR WEEKLY AD. (meaning stop slipping this into your regular posts as "extra" advertising)

Again, these are just the basic rules, and the information below needs to be read and learned.

*** MAKE NOTE ***
Not following these rules will get un-moderated providers moderated. Moderated providers may think there is no recourse, so some pay little attention to the rules.
From now on...after being warned...moderated providers who continue to blatantly ignore these rules......will have ALL POSTS BLOCKED FOR 30 DAYS.
That's right. Nothing...not a weekly ad or even a response to an existing thread will see the light of day for 30 days...and no amount of complaining will change that.

So please consider yourselves educated and warned....and govern yourselves accordingly.


Provider Ad Posting Guidelines link below:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?boardID=33&Messageid=75544

Ladies need to have the TER seal/banner on either page 1 or page 2 of your website in order to post an ad on TER. If not, your ads will not be approved. (Unless your website is a mall, like Eros or citivibe, backpage, still recommend to have a TER link to your reviews)    

TER logo/banner can be downloaded here below, copy & paste to your browser.:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/webmasters/TERadBanners.asp

Touring Ladies: You need to have your touring dates in the subject line of your ad to be able to post it.

How to get FREE limited VIP membership & How the TER White List works, link below:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=75530&boardID=33&page=

Whitelist FAQ below:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/info_policies/whiteListFAQ.asp

Ladies,if you have questions about your profile, reviews, etc, contact admin. by clicking the tab that says "Contact Us" on the page. they will take care of it. I can't as a mod.

Also, if you have problem posting pix, use this free site (sign up for free account) to upload your naughty pix, they don’t time out or get thrown off for naughtiness:
http://www.imagecoast.com/

Posting Pix 101:

1. Set up a free account with Image Coast @
www.imagecoast.com
2. After you have your free account, click log in & click @  top of page “Upload”
3. Pick out the pic you want to upload from the files you keep your pix file on computer & highlight to upload to Image Coast.
4. After it is uploaded, click up top “ My Images”
5. Highlight the URL box from image coast w/the http://etc. in it to copy & paste to TER link box @ bottom of post.
6. Go to TER to click ‘Post Reply” or “Post Message”
7. Go to bottom picture URL box, & back space the http:// out of it.
8. Paste the pic you highlighted from Image Coast account (see step 5)
9. Click “Post Message” and there you have it.
10. Please don’t post same theme days pix over & over & over….hobbyist have very short attention spans & get bored easily. Variety is the spice of life. Have girlfriends take theme day pix or even hobbyist (with your camera so you control the pix), they will luv it! Class dismissed, now go have fun ladies!

Let your fingers do the clicking…Knowledge is Power!

Thanks,
DD
Your Friendly Neighborhood Moderator

Detailed guidelines for posting Theme Day Threads on TER are listed below. TER staff or the *Moderators may, at their discretion and judgment, remove any post that in their opinion do not follow these guidelines.

Theme Day Picture Threads may be posted one per day maximum on the Regional Boards only. The OP (Original Poster) of the Thread may only be started by a Local Provider of that Regional Board, and may not be posted before 5 AM EST (Local Board Time) the day of the Theme Thread. Providers are allowed only one photo per Thread, and need to stick to the Theme and not post unrelated pic to Theme (which will be removed). They may reply thanks to any compliments by the gentleman.

Local Providers and Touring Providers and Agencies may participate on the Theme Day Threads. Agencies may only post one picture of one lady per Theme Day Thread. Out of State providers who are Not touring the area will have their post removed for spamming, & will be moderated if they continue posting on the Themes.

Theme Days are meant and encouraged to be fun, and good for marketing but ladies these are Not Ads, so don’t try to turn them into one. MINIMUM text will be allowed in the body of the post (again, don’t make this an ad or I’ll pull it, or count it as your ad), Keep to the Theme. Please do not type in all CAPS on the subject line. No text other than a Watermark Trademark of the provider or provider name, ‘Theme Day Like Name’ or photographer copyright is allowed on the photo. No websites, phone numbers, dates, cities, state “Come see me”, etc will be allowed any where on the post or picture. No website link, or review links other than the provider’s embedded TER review profile link at the top right of their post is allowed (See My Reviews).
Theme Day pictures cannot be posted by anyone other than the provider themselves or their booker. Ladies, do not ask guys to post pix for you—it only gets them moderated. Guys are NOT allowed to start Theme Days, or the thread will be deleted. Local Ladies only are allowed to start Theme Day threads.
Any violation of these guidelines and the posts will be removed by the moderators. Repeat offenders may be moderated.

Ladies, It is Highly Recommended that the providers who participate be original and follows the Theme of the photo thread. Use a variety of pictures for the various Themes, and please don’t continue posting the same photos over and over. Digital cameras are affordable these days. Have your girlfriends or clients take Theme photos on Your Own Camera so you have control over them and can download to your computer to post on the Theme Days. This will keep your pictures current, fresh and fun.

Ladies, for etiquette in posting, please post your picture under the OP’s original post and not under any of the ladies who post after the Thread has been started. It is easier to follow on the Theme Day Thread this way.

Please refer to Provider Ad Posting Guidelines as well.

…and what they are looking for, or when a hobbyist is visiting the area and looking.

And BTW guys…..that’s the proper board to post your inquiries, per TER rules below:

ADS & ISO POSTS
Ads and In Search Of posts are not allowed on the General Discussion board.  Any provider post that contains a picture of the provider that is not a direct response to the topic of the thread will be considered an ad.


In Search Of posts should be posted on the ISO board, Porn Stars board, or the Transsexual board.  

Ads may only be posted on the appropriate regional boards, the Porn Stars board, or the Transsexual board.

For detailed guidelines on ad posting, please read the guidelines posted here: Ad Posting Guidelines
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=16802&boardID=33&page=

…..the proper board which is the “In Search Of” Board, per TER rules. I move them there anyway, see rules below:

ADS & ISO POSTS
Ads and In Search Of posts are not allowed on the General Discussion board.  Any provider post that contains a picture of the provider that is not a direct response to the topic of the thread will be considered an ad.


In Search Of posts should be posted on the ISO board, Porn Stars board, or the Transsexual board.  

Ads may only be posted on the appropriate regional boards, the Porn Stars board, or the Transsexual board.

For detailed guidelines on ad posting, please read the guidelines posted here: Ad Posting Guidelines
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=16802&boardID=33&page=

I'll tell you the same thing I told them. I do it for the same reason I do most everything......just to piss someone off! How's that?
Quieted them down quick enough.

Just sayin'

Good stuff on both sides. Great laughs!

Borrowed from the Boston board, and posted in jest.....

But, avast maytee, may want to learn how to use "eom" at the end of yer messages in a bottle. Shows you know how things work on this ship. Show the crew that you have more sense than to jerk off with that hook 'o yours.

Just sayin'

take some shore leave from the Pequod and get some Moby for your Dick!! Then maybe we'll have the answer to the age-old question, "Thar She Blows!"

What with all his big-city Boston rules & sech.  We don't stand for it in Boston, let's band together Florida!

MUTINY ON DIRTY DAEGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reparte, but I have to take my warm milk and stool softener and get ready for bed. Again, glad to have you on our side.

fer the likes of ya!! DD's a Boston modulator to try to bring some class to them no-good Yankee goat-herders! Mind your P's and Q's and stay off the grog for a few days!!

I'm weighin' anchor for a harbor less crowded.  Off the grog, ye say?  Why, it's not only good, it's good for ye, and likewise a better fit to my constitution than the gruel dredged up by the cook 'ere.

For that reason, and the fact that it hones me intellect to a fine point, the grog'll be all but me bed-mate hence.  We've got an understanding, the grog and me:  I'll stop fucking the animals on the ship if it'll make the toothless wenches ashore look a bit more attractive.

But they've always god an enamoration with my wooden leg, thusly my lil First Mate gets starved for attention......if they knowed whence that wooden leg trod, they'd never put it in the places they do....

I was steeped in the grog.

Imagine me surprise when I awoke this morning and spied all the mischief I'd created....arrrr....

You forgot one.  If the photos are postage stamp size, don't bother posting them.