My beautiful pussy Baby has always had wonderful table manners but things seem to be changing in the last few months. She has been Miss behaven badly and sujected a few nice gentlemen to her not so nice table manners.

Well let's cut to the chase and talk about the real problem here..  " Pussy Farts "

Well how mortified am I to have farted in this man's face just as I was cuming.Yes it was loud..My pussy was full of juice and some started gurgling and squirting out..

It wasn't one of those smelly nasty farts but none the less is a fart a fart??

Do you guys know the difference and does it turn you off ?

Ladies has this happened to you?

Kisses Haley

going back in. Dive, Dive!!!!

pussy scrambled, sunnyside up, poached or just plain raw

Kisses Haley

it is a sudden release of emotion and ecstasy that all hell breaks loose... caused of course, by the wonderful lover between your legs... THAT is not a fart my dear... call it a wonderful expression of enjoyment...

but wish she would do things quietly and let me make the noise

Kisses Haley

Turn up the volume!

Now I know my pussy is very ladylike and reserved after that. Mine doesn't make all that noise and I don't think I can get her to do it on command..

Too too funny..What a welcome addition to my Tuesday post

Kisses Haley

Turn it up!  lol

Talking about a snapping pussy!

... I recall a lady at Mons Venus in Ybor City that could almost hold a conversation with her pussy - and it was a true snapper, louder than any I've ever heard - I BEGGED her to cum to my hotel to actually feel that kind of control.  I had not yet been "introduced" at Mons so I was not welcome to experience it on site - DAMN

when doing my magic down there... one of those weird moments where the extended action caused something in me???? - thought I could relieve it discreetly... nope, a bonafide burp... and a good laugh...

...down their, you & your heinnies, lol.....

Me personally...I find that any human, natural sounds, smells, concerning  my sexual partner to be very, very (did I mention "very"?) EROTIC!

Hell, you probably wouldn't even hear it due to MY moanings!

My ATF and I have a standing joke about the Hindenburg blowing up ("Oh the humanity") whenever queefs happen!

However, my ATF can't hold a candle to the lady in the video.  But of course, the lady in the video can blow candles out...lol

I dated a lady who did not squirt... but the contractions from the big "O" were so hard that she would blast out 3 or 4 before collapsing!  She got really embarrassed...I just smiled and told her, "I love it"..."I guess I did my job"!
They are not without their dangers though...as it happened once while I had most of it covered, the amount of air forced in puffed out my cheeks, and almost choked me!!!  LOL  On the "UP" side, It did knock all the wax out of my ears!!!