Wow . . .  Just wow. This is not a review of ladies, I'll do that later in the review section; this is a review of London.  

First off, once you start looking it seems amazing, there are tons of hot women on the websites, almost an impossible number.  This is because, like all other manual labor in London, Eastern Europeans flood the market here to work.  Call me crazy but I had a desire to get laid by a Brit in Britain. So after much searching I discovered a few things.  First off, prostitution is mostly legal in London so they have ZERO need for discretion, which is why all the women want a phone call from you cell phone.  The one girl I dealt with claimed this was for her safety . . . A fact she revealed to me via email 10 minutes before our appointment.  

Note to London prositutes . . . People from out of town (and probably locals too) may not want to explain an international phone call with number printed on bill.  It's so simple really . . . such a simple concept.  So with that in mind, some providers use this AdultWork site, seems to really big in London; but it requires you to pay for credits to communicate with the providers . . . Same problem, how do I explain that charge to my card?  This means that the AdultWork network is not available to a foreigner trying to be discrete.  So I finally found a provider with a decent reputation and who communicated by email . . . Until she didn't.

As a backup I switched to an Eastern European from an agency.  The agency was professional, and sent me the girl I requested right away . . . finally some competence.  Meh, not really.  What I got was a pro who did the bare MINIMUM.  If she could have touched my dick with someone else's hand she would have.  Truly remarkable to have someone that does this for a living be soooooooooo incredibly bad at it; and she's very experienced . . . and very very bad.  So bad in fact, that I'm starting to suspect I got tricked on the reviews, I'll know more once I see the TER reviews (I was working off of a local review I board, that is clearly bullshit Punterlink is not to be trusted).  She was clearly repulsed, an effect I've never had on a woman before (except maybe my wife), and clearly hostile (even more than my wife)- a hostility I think she generated from being upset that I would not cum from a handjob.

You know when you crave something, like a favorite food from a favorite restaurant?  Then you get it and it's just so/so, then you wonder why you wanted it so bad in the first place, and you can do with out it now?  Well that's what London has done for me and the hobby.  It's WAY too much effort to get laid, and then once you finally get there, the sex is shit.  And now, I've forgotten why I craved it so much in the first place.

Keep Calm and just jerkoff.

I'm so sorry you had such an awful time. I'm an American here in London, and I understand your concerns. Better luck next time! Some of us here really love what we do and want to make the best experience possible for you

. . . okay, maybe a a little too far out of the way
I often have a similar impressions whenever I visit London and meet other ladies for duos or massage experiences with clients.
However, there are some a m a z i n g girls in London who love what they do and are very very good at giving a great experience! Next time maybe ask one of your favorite girls (from the US or wherever you had a good experience) if they can recommend a London-based colleague.  
This never disappoints in my experience. . .
xx

Hey,

OK i travel to london often for business...its a great great city to hobby just takes a little of bit of research...

 
first thing you want to do is buy a throwaway phone...costs like 20 pounds for the phone and you fill it up with credits you can buy anywhere...

then you can start calling people directly no problem...next thing you need to do is avoid all the very inexpensive web sites....AND the ridiculously priced ones as well....300-400 pounds p/hr i think is the sweet zone...also there are some reviews for london girls in TER...

lastly its always fun to go to high end hotel bars in mayfair, etc and just have a drink, and keep you eyes open for some perfect 10's smiling your way (yup, their escorts your not that good looking...:

First of all, yes, London is at first glance a very easy place if you compare it to e.g. the screening that most ladies require in the US.

However, it is rife with scams, and as far as I am concerned there are very few truly professional indies and agencies. Most independents I know here are also active on social media (e.g. twitter and instagram), so that might be a good way of discerning how professional the lady in question is and if you will get along.

Best,

Emma

London is flooded with girls, yes.

But it is nowhere near as bad as you say, unfortunately you searched the wrong sites and chose an Eastern European Agency, whilst there are one or two good Eastern European Agencies, most are not.

There are plenty of reputable sites here in the UK, you just need to do your homework.

As for a phone call, yes, ALL indie girls and agencies will want you to call them, or for them to be able to call you.

The fact that the agency you used did not request this, should have been a big fat red flag to you.

There have been numerous requests for help from an overseas hobbiest visiting London.

I have listed many reputable sites on here for them to use, if you had done a search i am sure something would have come up.

Whilst i get your frustration, in all fairness you only have yourself to blame.

As an escort in London myself, I can confirm it's a highly complicated market. It's even tricky for me as a provider to know where to advertise, so I can only imagine how confusing it would be for you as a client to find the right girl. You are seemingly flooded with choices and yet so few agencies or private profiles seem genuine.  

My suggestion would be to use Twitter to find local escorts instead. You can see that we are genuine from how we interact with one another and by what we post. Once you find one nice escort you're bound to find all of her equally nice friends. I am @missangelahayes on Twitter and should you follow me, you will also be able to find all my local London escort girlfriends. You will be spoiled for choice.

As for agencies, Bijoux has a good reputation, but to avoid problems I would decline any new girl or girl without good feedback.  

As the market is so scattered, most escorts can be found listed on several agencies and also be found privately. It all depends on what you prefer. Agencies can take the trouble out of screening but you won't have any sense of who will arrive until the hour. With privates you can get a sense of who she is through her website and correspondence with you long before you meet, and this may be of reassurance.

Good luck next time, don't loose heart. x