Confucious (Bobby Subgum) says:

Panties not the best thing in the world, but next to it.

Man with hands in pocket feel cocky all day.

Oral sex makes your whole day.  But anal sex makes your hole weak.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who scratches buttocks should not bite fingernails.

Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.