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When having sex your mistress say, "Are you done already honey?" A prostitute says: "Are you done yet honey?" Your wife says, "Beige ... I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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