Wife to husband: Darling, if I died before you....would you, would you remarry?

Husband: Darling what do you mean, you are in good health and...

Wife: But if I did, would you?

Husband: Well, after a while, I would get lonely so...maybe....yes I guess I would.

Wife: Would you live with your new wife in our house?

Husband: Well, I do love this house, and the gardens, well yes, I think I would.

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bad?

Husband: Well it is a new bed...

Wife: Would you let her have my fur coat?

Well, darling, you wouldn't need it and...

Wife: Would you give her my golf clubs, my beautiful clubs?

Husband: No.

Wife: No? Why not?

Husband: Well, she's left handed.