Bob and Phil were talking during lunch near the nuclear test facility where they worked.


Bob asked, "So, Phil, if the worst happens and there's a nuclear holocaust, and you know the world is going to end, what's the first thing you'd do?"


"I'd screw the first thing that moves," replied Phil. "How about you?"


Bob said, "I guess I'd sit real still!"

an actual emergancy, a lot of good that damn horn would have done!

LOL