On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter.  In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.  This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.  Over the next few minutes, he explained that his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - it was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bankbook that showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank, which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank. She explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these holdings were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.....

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a million pluse intrest for 30 years at $20.00 a pop and still had time to spread it around...what was he on.

3 times a day for 30 years!

Well I sort of guessed.

I took 3 million and divided by 20.
3,000,000/20=150000
divided that by 30  = 5000  that equals how many times they would have sex in a year.

Divided that by 365  = 13.69  That equals how many times per day.

Of course that would be with NO interest rate so I guestimated.....

2 to 3 times a day.

Of course that spoils the joke...

But think about this:

A provider who works for 10 years, and charges 300 per 1 hour session has to do 3,330 sessions to earn 1 million dollars in 10 years.

Thats one session EVERY DAY!

TET

And that is w/o interest!
I bet a provider could earn 1,000,000 bucks in 3 years and not have to charge more than 300 bucks
For all you 18-year-old girls out there, why go to college when you could become a millionaire before your 21?

told her ever time she would give me a bj i would pay her $20. bucks and in less than 30 years she would have more than a million $$$$$ and if the intrest goes up even more she told me to fuck off you will be dead in 30 years just stick it in and paid the $250.00 like every one eles....hehehhehehhe

You blew the math figuring that he was the only one doing her...her interest was compounded, and while he as giving her $20/shot, she was charging $250/hr to the other guys....