John and Juan are 2 gay guys that live together. John goes to work and Juan is home alone. Juan goes to the local bar and strikes up a conversation with the bartender. "My i love your chest baby, but how did you get it to be so hairy? My partner would love me to have a hairy chest". Bartender responds, "oh thats simple, each night before you go to bed, just get a big glob vaseline and smear it all over your chest". Juan goes home and decides to try it and smears a big glob of vaseline all over his chest. When John comes home, he goes to bed laying next to Juan. As he puts his arm around Juan he feels all the vaseline on him and exclaims "what the fuck is all this shit on your chest?" Juan says"oh, its valeline, its supposed to help me grow hair on my chest". John replies " oh that so silly, if it were true you'd already have a pony tail growing out of your ass"