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Undertaker
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A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law dies.

They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure?   That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."

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