A couple went out to dinner to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. When they got home they retired upstairs to the bedroom whereupon the wife slid out of her dress and undergarments and stood at the end of the bed. She looked at her husband and said "So, 25 years ago when I stood here like this, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied "I was thinking that I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry."

"So what are your thinking now?"she coyly asked.

The husband thought for a moment and replied "I think I did a pretty good job."

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