Tom, Dick and Harry, three explorers, were captured by
cannibals in the jungles of Borneo. The cannibal chief says
to them, "If you pass the tribal test we will let you live.
Go into the jungle and gather 10 items of the same fruit.
"So the three guys scamper into the woods, and Tom comes back
first with 10 apples. The Chief explains the trial to him,
"You must shove the fruits up your butt without any statement
on your face or you will be eaten." The first apple was okay
but Tom winced in pain on the second apple, and was promptly
killed and went to heaven (he was a good explorer). Dick
comes back with 10 berries and the chief explains the trial
to him as well. Dick doesn't think it should be too tough
and begins. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. But on the ninth berry
he burst out in laughter and is killed. Tom and Dick meet in
heaven where Tom asks, "Dick, why did you laugh? You almost
got away with it!" Dick replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw
Harry coming with an armload of pineapples."