The police were called out to a neighborhood to investigate a shooting. When they got there they saw a man sitting on the steps of his front porch, face in his hands sobbing away, with a smoking gun next to him. The police quickly seized the weapon and then asked the man what had happened. Through tears, the man said that he had just shot his friend and next door neighbor. Puzzled, the police asked why. "Here," the man said, as he handed them a printout of an email, "look at this."
The email read as such: "Hi, Joe, this is Dan, your next door neighbor. I have a confession. I've been getting into your wife the last six months. At first the involvement was limited, but as I found out how much fun it was, it became more and more frequent to the point that it's pretty much a daily routine now. I never knew how exciting and stimulating something like this could be. Your wife is truly fantastic. But I feel guilty, so I began wondering how I could compensate you for your wife's service. You name the figure. It's OK by me. I also thought that maybe we could set up some kind of arrangement where we could share access to your wife. Being practical is smart business these days. Your friend and neighbor, Dan."
"Wow," said the police officer, "I can see why you'd be upset, but you can't take the law into your own hands."
"That's not the half of it", said Joe. "After I shot him I came back home and found another email. Here it is."
He handed the police officer a copy of the second email. It read "Hi Joe, this is Dan again. I just checked the email I sent you and I realized that my computer's crazy auto correct changed the word wifi to wife. However, I'm sure you picked up on that right away. Take care, Dan"
