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For each form of the 50 play positions, please indicate on a scale of 0 to 6 your feelings and thoughts about that form of play.
0 = No. Never.
1 = Only if you paid me $1,000
2 = Maybe, if I am intoxicated and/or buzzed.
3 = Yes, if I am intoxicated and/or buzzed.
4 = Yes
5 = Yes, that makes me hot.
6 = I am getting wet/hard thinking about it.

Self-Pleasuring
1. Pleasure yourself while he and the other women do a variety of play. ____
2. She pleasures herself while he and you do a variety of play. ____
3. He pleasures himself while you and the other woman do a variety of play. ____
4. All three of you pleasure yourself. ____  
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Hand job & DATY
5. Give the man a hand job while the other woman is lying on her back and he performs DATY on her. ____
6. Lay on your back and he performs DATY on you while the other woman gives the man a hand job. ____
7. Give the man a hand job while the other woman is sitting on his face and he performs DATY on her. ___
8. Sit on his face and he performs DATY on you while the other woman gives the man a hand job. ____
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Blowjob and DATY
9. Give the man a blowjob while the other woman is lying on her back and he performs DATY on her. ____
10. Lay on your back and he performs DATY on you while the other woman gives the man a blowjob. ____
11. Give the man a blowjob while the other woman is sitting on his face and he performs DATY on her. ____
12. Sit on his face and he performs DATY on you while the other woman gives the man a blowjob. ____
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Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl and DATY
13. Fuck the man in cowgirl while the other woman is sitting on his face and he performs DATY on her. ____
14. Sit on his face and he performs DATY on you while the other woman fucks the man in cowgirl. ____
15. Fuck the man in reverse cowgirl while the other woman is sitting on his face and he performs DATY on her. ____
16. Sit on his face and he performs DATY on you while the other woman fucks the man in reverse cowgirl.  
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Breast touching and DATY
17. Touch the woman’s breasts while the other woman is lying on her back and he performs DATY on her. ____
18. Lay on your back and he performs DATY on you while the other woman touches your breasts. ____
19. Touch the woman’s breasts while the other woman is sitting on his face and he performs DATY on her. ____
20. Sit on his face and he performs DATY on you while the other woman touches your breasts. ____
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Breast licking and sucking and DATY
21. Lick and suck the woman’s breasts while the other woman is lying on her back and he performs DATY on her. ____
22. Lay on your back and he performs DATY on you while the other woman licks and sucks your breasts. ____
23. Lick and suck the woman’s breasts while the other woman is sitting on his face and he performs DATY on her. ____
24. Sit on his face and he performs DATY on you while the other woman licks and sucks your breasts. ____
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Cowgirl, breast touching and DATY
25. Fuck the man in cowgirl and touch the woman’s breasts while the other woman is sitting on his face facing you and he performs DATY on her. ____
26. Sit on his face and face the other woman and he performs DATY on you while the other woman fucks the man in cowgirl and touches your breasts. ____
27. Fuck the man in cowgirl and while the other woman is sitting on his face facing you, she touches your breasts and he performs DATY on her. ____
28. Sit on his face and face the other woman and he performs DATY on you while the other woman fucks the man in cowgirl and she touches your breasts. ____
29. Fuck the man in cowgirl and while the other woman is sitting on his face facing you, she touches your breasts and you touch her breasts and he performs DATY on her. ____
30. Sit on his face and face the other woman and he performs DATY on you while the other woman fucks the man in cowgirl and she touches your breasts and you touch her breasts. ____
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Cowgirl, breast licking and sucking and DATY
31. Fuck the man in cowgirl and lick and suck the woman’s breasts while the other woman is sitting on his face facing you and he performs DATY on her. ____
32. Sit on his face and face the other woman and he performs DATY on you while the other woman fucks the man in cowgirl and licks and sucks your breasts. ____
33. Fuck the man in cowgirl and while the other woman is sitting on his face facing you and he performs DATY on her she licks and sucks your breasts. ____
34. Sit on his face and face the other woman and lick and suck her breasts while he performs DATY on you while the other woman fucks the man in cowgirl. ____  
35. Fuck the man in cowgirl and while the other woman is sitting on his face facing you and he performs DATY on her she licks and sucks your breasts and you lick and suck her breasts. ____
36. Sit on his face and face the other woman and lick and suck her breasts while he performs DATY on you while the other woman fucks the man in cowgirl licks and sucks your breasts. ____
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Doggy & DATY
37. He fucks you in doggy while the other woman is lying on her back and you perform DATY on her. ____
38. Lay on your back and the other woman performs DATY on you while he fucks the other woman in doggy. ____  
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DATY and DATY
39. Lay on your back and he performs on DATY on you while the other woman is sitting on your face and you perform DATY on her. ___
40. She lays on her back and he performs on DATY on her while you sit on her face and she performs DATY on you. ___
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Strap-on dildo and blowjob
41. Lay on your back and she fucks you with a strap-on dildo while you give him a blowjob. ___
42. She lays on her back and you fuck her with a strap-on dildo while she gives him a blowjob. ___
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Strap-on dildo and doggy
43. Lay on your back and she fucks you with a strap-on dildo while he fucks her in doggy. ___
44. She lays on her back and you fuck her with a strap-on dildo while he fucks you in doggy. ___
Strap-on dildo and missionary
45. Lay on your back and he fucks you in missionary while she fucks him with a strap-on dildo. ___
46. She lays on her back and he fucks her in missionary while you fuck him with a strap-on dildo. ___
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Strap-on dildo and missionary
47. Lay on your back and she fucks you in missionary with a strap-on dildo while he fucks her in doggy. ___
48. She lays on her back and you fuck her in missionary with a strap-on dildo while he fucks you in doggy. ___
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69 and Doggy
49. You and her do 69 (she is on top) while he fucks her doggy. ____
50. You and her do 69 (you are on top) while he fucks you doggy. ____

Add up your scores.  
0 = Don’t do a threesome.
1 – 299 = Clearly communicate with your threesome partners.
300 = You really, really like sex.

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