Three Black Ladies
   Three black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the
 ocean.  The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm
gunna wear me some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.  The first lady
replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down  and I'm out dare laying
butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me fust."

The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant
orange panties."   "Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered: "Cause if dis hareplane is  goin' down
and I'm floating butt-up in da oshun, dey can see me fust."

The third lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any
panties....."  "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
"Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the
third Lady said, "cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey always
look for da black box fust

No more better than put a firework inside.