1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, OR to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connersville WI, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, PA, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

I know you are in Atlanta.  If you are not married, aren't you a bit frustrated having to avoid all that intercourse.

the influx of porcupines from Florida to Washington State.

Oh! am I!!!

So I broke more state laws in Atlanta, way more than a few times on resent weekend trip. "Unmarried couples", I am married, just not to my lovely companion.