So this wife is worried her husband is not home and it is late at night.    Little the poor thing knows that the SOB was at a whorehouse drinking and having fun.    Finally she calls him:

Wife: "honey it is really late at night and where are you"
Husband: "No worry honey, me and my buddies were at a restaurant and left half hour ago"
Wife: " Are you on the turnpike" ?
Husband: "Yes"
Wife: "Be careful, I just heard on the radio there is a wrong way driver out there"
Husband: " I know, it is not just one but I am seeing hundreds of them driving the wrong way"