In a third grade classroom a teacher is teaching her kids syllables and tells them she wants them to pick a 3 syllable word and use it in a sentence.  So, she asks anyone in the class if they want to start.  She sees a few hands go up and she notices Naughty Billys hand, but she knows he'll give a crazy answer and doen't want to call on him, so she calls on Jill.  Jill says WONDERFUL. My teacher is WONDERFUL. The teacher says thank you Jill and asks if there is anyone else who wants to go.  Again she sees Naughty Billys hand and still doesn't want to call on him, so she calls on Steven and he says BEAUTIFUL.  My teacher is BEAUTIFUL.  The teacher says thank you Steven and asks if there is anyone else who wants to go. Again Naughty Billy raises his hand, so this time the teacher calls on him.  He says URINATE.  The teacher somewhat bewildered says URINATE.  Billy goes yah, if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten.  LOL

Beautiful:  Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him thinking that Billy cannot possibly give a rude answer so she calls on him:

Billy: My Dad came home and saw that Mom had wrecked the new car, and he said, "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"