The senior pastor who was a widower hadn’t had sex in a long, long time. Well, he decided that it was time so he sought out the services of an escort. After getting to her place, they went to her bedroom whereupon the escort told the pastor to get undressed while she went to the bathroom to freshen up.  

When she returned to the bedroom, she saw the pastor at the side of the bed on his knees. She asked him “What are you doing.” The pastor replied “I’m praying for guidance.” The escort looked at him and said “You just pray for hardness. I’ll do the guiding.”