A sexy well endowed blond wearing a skin tight miniskirt entered the casino. Her dress was thigh high and it was obvious that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. She made her way to the craps table and stood watching for a few moments. When the dice came to her, she pulled out $25,000 in chips and placed them on the pass line. At that moment she said “I hope you don’t mind, but I always feel more lucky when I’m naked.” With that she slid out of her outfit and took the dice. As she rattled the dice in her hand she called out “C’mon baby, mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice rolled to a stop she started jumping up and down yelling “I won, I won!” She immediately hugged the croupier and then the pit boss, picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.

After a few stunned moments the croupier turned to the pit boss and said “Wow, I’ve never experienced anything like that in my life before. By the way, what did she roll? The pit boss replied “I thought it was you who was watching the dice.”

The moral of the story:

Not all blonds are dumb,
But all men are……..MEN!