A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Apaches. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him. The cowboy could do nothing, but obey them.
The Chief cams up to him and asked:
- What do you want for your first wish?
- I want talk to my horse, - replies the cowboy.
The Chief allowed him to talk to the horse. The cowboy whispered in its ear. The horse neighed, reared back, and took off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse returned with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians were very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their tepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbled out of the tepee, tucking in his shirt.
The Chief asked him once again:
- What do you want for your second wish?
- I want to talk to my horse, - once again replied the cowboy.
Again, the cowboy whispered into the horse’s ear. The horse neighed, reared back, and took off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse came back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians were very impressed indeed,so once again, they let the cowboy use one of their tepees. The cowboy stumbled out a little while later.
The chief returned to the cowboy and asked:
- So, what do you want for your final wish?
- I really need to talk to my horse, - for the third time replied the cowboy.
He stormed up to the horse, grabbed the horse by the ears and yelled:
- You stupid animal, I said POSSE! POSSE not PUSSY!!!
