A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first.

After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?"



asks the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."





The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

...so then the wife ask - "Well what should I do"? The pro says "Hold the club like you would hold your husbands cock". The wife then says (mumbled voice) "How's this"? to which the pro replys "I could'nt hear what you said with that golf club in your mouth"