Texas preacher
The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is
a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian family." No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this
is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will
feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was
quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered
as she spoke. "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I
never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told a couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"

The preacher fainted.