I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive, just to drive that sucker
before they become extinct. The salesman sat in the back seat
describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of
particular interest.

He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and cool air to your butt in the summer. I stated the car must be a Republican car.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car. I
explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke
up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership, but it was worth it...

A wonderful joke..!!  Thanks for sharing it.

What!? He didn't mention the built-in vibrator?