There once was a  religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the  confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have  sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins  and be forgiven.'

The young woman said,  'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven  times.'

The priest thought long and hard  and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the  juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this  cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said,  'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face