Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking:

Dorothy:
"That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.?
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you
about him before I give him my answer."

Edna:
"Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually
at 7:00 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he
brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and
what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur
and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner...
lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go
see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could
have just died from pleasure! "

"So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an
ANIMAL Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and
had his way w ith me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't
go out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."