-- Modified on 8/5/2010 9:36:25 PM

This dude was driving in Apple Country in Va and he saw a sign that said Apples $5.00 . Being curious he had to see what kind of apple would cost $5.00 so he pulled in.. The guy selling the apples said "My apples taste like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich" . He bought one and sure enough it tasted just like peanut butter and jelly.He left and about a mile down the road he saw a sign that said Apples $10.00.. Once again he was curious and pulled in and and the guy selling the apples said " My apples taste like a Philly Steak and Cheese sandwich" He bought one of those and sure enough it tasted just like a great Philly Steak and Cheese sandwich.. He left there and about a mile down the road he saw a sign that said Apples $20.00.. Well naturally he had to check out how  anyone would be able to sell apples for $20.00 and the guy selling the apples said "My apples taste just like pussy".. He  bought a twenty dollar apple and took a big bite out of it and threw it on the ground and told the guy "That apple tastes teribble "  The guy who sold him the apple looked at it on the ground and told him " You ate the wrong side"  
The moral of the story is always wash all of your apple so you can eat the whole thing.