The young naive cowboy was sitting at the local bus stop when an attractive young woman came up and sat down next to him. After a bit she said “Excuse me, but I do have to ask if you’re a real cowboy?” “Yes, Ma’am” He replied. She then asked “Well, I’m curious. What does that actually mean?”
The young cowboy replied “Well, I get up early in the morning. Ride my horse rounding up cattle. Get the hay out of the barn and into the corral to feed them. Fix broken fences, and do lots of other chores until the evening.” “Wow” said the gal, “That sounds like a full day.” “Yes, it is.” He replied “And may I ask, what is your day like?”
She paused for a moment and then “Well, I’m a Lesbian. I get up in the morning and think about women. About their smooth bodies. I fantasize running my tongue over their breasts and sucking on their nipples. I see my tongue licking their most intimate spots. I do this all day long.”
Just then the bus rolled up and she said “Oh, this is my bus. Is it yours also?” “No” he replied “this one doesn’t go to my stop.” “OK” she said “Goodbye, it was nice talking to you.”
A short while later, another bus came and the young cowboy got on it. As he proceeded to sit down, a couple of tourists near him said “Excuse us, but are you a real cowboy.
The young cowboy paused for a moment and said “I used to think so, but I guess I’m really a Lesbian.”