So Joe walked into the neighborhood bar sporting a big shiner around his right eye. The bartender asked “Joe, how did you get the black eye.” Joe paused for a brief moment and then said “Well, last night my girlfriend and I were doing the dishes together when she looked at me and whispered that she’d like to have sex the way they do in the movies. So, I spun her around, bent her over the sink, lifted her skirt, pulled down her panties, slapped her ass, pulled her hair back, and proceeded to jackhammer away. Then, when I was reaching the point of no return, I pushed her onto her knees in front of me and shot a load all over her face.”
“Wow” said the bartender, “That’s wild. But what’s with the eye.” “I think we watch different kinds of movies.” replied Joe.
very hard and I know I'm going to get it. hmmm, different kind of movies. Maybe she was thinking action/fighting movies... hmm, and it's supposed to be funny. So, let me figure it out by myself. I'll get back
He started jackhammering away with her like she was a jackhammer, hitting her head on the ground. LOL what kind of movies was he watching LOL . There is also a move in wrestling called the "jackhammer". Did I get it.
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