A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
>     >>>the aisles. The
>     >>>salesgirl
>     >>>notices him and asks him if she can help him. He
>     >>>answers that he is
>     >>>looking for
>     >>>a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down
>     >>>the correct aisle. A few
>     >>>minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
>     >>>and a ball of
>     >>>string on
>     >>>the counter.
>     >>>She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
>     >>>for some tampons
>     >>>for your wife?
>     >>>He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I
>     >>>sent my wife to the
>     >>>store to
>     >>>get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with
>     >>>a tin of tobacco
>     >>>and some
>     >>>rolling papers .. cause it's sooooooooooo much
>     >>>cheaper. So....I figure
>     >>>if I have
>     >>>to roll my own .. so does she