This just in from Texas....
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
After a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him.
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