#11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.
#10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
# 9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,
    but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
# 8. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call E-mail Envy.
# 7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
# 6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species.
    Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
# 5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
# 4. If you use it too much you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
# 3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
# 2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS:


# 1. If you play with it too much, you can go blind.

had a penis, but your email goes down.

My email was intermittently down for 2 weeks ... It really hurt not being able to get it up.  My strapon was of no avail.

(

sounds like someone needs to write a program for email that works like Viagra!... oh wait, they have Pegasus Mail!
LOL
Glad yours is back up FF!
Welcome Nurse FiFi!
LM

ah hell, just spank me!  And if these threads are funny enough, they'll keep us in stiches, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Nurse FiFi standing by in her white stilettos, nurse hat and latest see through nurse uniform.

Stethoscope, bandages, ropes, and plugs all ready to go.

;->>

Sphygmomanometer!

Cuz it just may come in handy... ya never know!

Nurse Fi Fi has that effect on men, I am told!
LM

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Now that would be something to see on the AMC "Three Stooges" that runs at 6:00 am on weekends. FF playing straightwoman to Moe, Larry and Curly.

LOLOL !!! Lustman, you always put a smile on my face))

TER picked the perfect moderator for this board!!!

...to all the moderators.
Don't!
Stop!
Don't Stop!
--
LM