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Re:Maximum Effort
Talisa 33182 reads
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
 
 
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
 
 
How about achieving 103%?  
 
 
Here is one answer where, a little math proves helpful.
 
 
 
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
 
is represented as:
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26  
 
 
Then...
 
 
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
 
 
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
 
 
But...
 
 
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
 
 
And...
 

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
 
 
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

MartinLuther 32057 reads
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I always enjoy being with a provider who gives 103%...

well, I do!

LM

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