Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came around the corner. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was lining up for some.  "Wow, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.

    
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
    

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." The policeman fainted.


-- Modified on 3/29/2002 12:35:07 PM

When I'm old and grey, well, when I'm older and greyer
I hope to meet LuLu's gramma, or someone like her!
LM

That's good to know Lustman.  Because while you're playing with LuLu's grandmother, I'll be posting LuLu's bail.

I can just picture it now-- in 20 years, TER will have added a Geriatric Board and the number one discussion topic will be which providers give senior discounts.   The mind boggles...

Discounts will only be given if you have an AARP card.