This is a true story...............

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino,
a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas,
Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.  A lady driving by
in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the
window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"  Lee
responded, "Yes M'am, I do."  The lady then asked, "What do you
charge to do yard work?"  Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house
lets me sleep with her."

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

If only this had happened in NY, Lee would have had quite a variety to choose.

that I really hate to do this.