Bill was getting a blow job from Miss Lewinsky and just as he was spilling it on her blue dress the Oval office door swung open and it was a Japanese tourist taking pictures.Bill took off after him and begged for the camera Please Please I'll give you anything.Anything says the Japanese guy how about $5000.So Bill gave it to him.He was walking down the hall he ran into Al Gore and he asked about the nice camera around his neck and where did he get it.Bill says I bought it from a tourist for $5000.Al says$5000!!He must've seen you cumming.

That joke is more truthful than you could ever understand!