> > > For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
> > > We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
> > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
> > > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
> > > magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
> > > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

> > > The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
> > >
> > > Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
> > > After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
> > > Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name..
> > > She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

> > > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> > > childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
> > > The wedding announcement in the ne wspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
> > > The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse..

> > > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
> > > He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
> > > Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct athem.
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > > Crock O. Schitt

Byrd Schitt had a shotgun wedding with Farmer Brown's son, producing Kath Schitt-Brown.  Ann Hole married Dawg's daughter, Lotta. Their wedding was announced as, "A. Hole/Lotta Schitt-Happens... Same Sex Vows."
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the World. He recently returned from Italy with his ugly Italian bride, Ria Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.  You know the whole family... well, not really.  That's really another story that started when Ann Hole met Paquin Fudge. That was the end of that Schitt-Hole family line and the beginning of the Paquin Fudge 'n Annie Hole episode.  Now, that one is too strange for the books and I don't want to get into it. You could say, "It T'd the whole family from Awe and O. to Jack off."

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And all I can add to all of this is a reference to the ancestor who was recently canonized. You know, I'm referring to "Holy Schitt"!